i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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