i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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