yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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