just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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