I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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