Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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