dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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