Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I touched a dick in church today
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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