it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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