yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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