just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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