Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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