Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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