can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You took a bar mat shot.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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