after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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