He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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