it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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