Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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