people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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