He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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