I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I need moral support for this bender
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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