I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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