They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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