What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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