It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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