Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
