Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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