omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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