sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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