she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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