actually, I'm a sock model
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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