You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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