u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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