Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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