i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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