we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
