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(989): View more from Michigan

I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa

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(516): View more from New York

just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination

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(612): View more from Minnesota

maybe i'll see you again later :)

(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'd rather shit a knife.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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(574): View more from Indiana

all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?

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(972): View more from Texas

It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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(360): View more from Washington

Hold on gotta plunge the sink

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Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time

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(864): View more from South Carolina

It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.

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