You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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