I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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