pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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