is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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