They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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