wat bout pragnant strippers??
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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