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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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