Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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