I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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