I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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