He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
