when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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