Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
my poor anus
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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