Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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