If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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