she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
that may or may not have been my penis.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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