like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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