I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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