"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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